Wake up, genius! I scream inside my head. 'She's Lauren,' I can't help but whisper. Also, the constant back and forth between 20 was terribly annoying and impaired the flow of the story. Save me from such an unbelievable and cheesy drama fest. Unfortunately this story has been inundated with angry outbursts at their worst, shouting matches, and tears ad nauseam. 'Oh, I still love him,' blah blah blah…'But I don't know him.' *pets* Lauren of 2008 acts like a shy, awkward, and embarrassing little girl and Lauren of 2011 is a whiny bitch who throws temper tantrums, screams her head off, growls, and acts like a dumb twat and will be gladly appeased with sex. She was never able to pull off a decent conversation and got on. The imbecile of a heroine was bathing in idiotic hissy fits and communicated through pleading, mumbling, crying, anger, sarcasm, and screaming.

If I Break is a redundant story that features unlikable characters, really poor writing and über shoddy editing to the point where I felt appalled that something so incredibly bad has seen the light of day in the first place. I couldn't resist the little pun…you'll know what I mean after you've read my review. What terrifies me even more is that this guy Cal's voice sounds just like mine.1 where-was-the-editor star. The weird part is, Cal's the same name the strange woman called me. Then I get a voicemail on my phone-it's from a guy named Cal.

She says I'm her husband and I think she's crazy. That is until a strange woman shows up at my door. For the first time in a long time, everything is on track. The good thing is it's been almost two years since I had my last 'black out.' It sounds much better than what the doctors refer to as 'episodes,' making my life sound like a freakin' comedy.ĭuring those two years of normal, I finally managed to get my Bachelor's degree, a job I love and I've just proposed to a woman who has been there for me through it all. Sometimes I have hours, days or even weeks with no recollection of anything. After a dozen doctors and thousands of dollars in medical bills, I was diagnosed with a rare neurological disorder-one that causes me to lose track of time.

Out of the past six years of my life, I only remember about half of it.

Before I Break by Portia Moore